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Fireball
08-20-2007, 10:06 AM
Okay ya'll so he came home Thursday! Here is the story...

I had Thursday all planned out:

8:00 get the kids up and ready
10:00 feed the kids a big brunch
11:00 head over to the water park
2:00 come home
3:00 go check in at the hotel
3:30 head over to the gym to work out and tan
6:00 take a nap
10:00pm wake up to go get J at the airport
1:00am stay up having fun!!!! :)

Well, what I had planned didn't really happen... by 6pm I still had not left. we had spent longer at the park and by the time we got home I was trying to tidy up. I got to the hotel at 7pm. When I got to the gym to work out for 30 minutes (which doesn't even feel like a work out) it was about 7:30. I headed over to the tanning beds and I got the crappy one... which was cracking every second and I thought I was going to fall through. hahaha I left the gym and realized I didn't buy the whipcream, icecream, or grab a blindfold.... So I went to the store. To kill time, I called a friend... who talked to me until 10pm. I wanted to leave the hotel at 11pm ended up leaving at 10 after 11. No biggie I was going to make to the airport 10 minutes early.

Right as a pull up to the short term parking (so proud of myself for getting their early despite running late all day)... I get behind an older couple and the phone rings. It's J!! "Where are you?":confused: he asks and I say all flirtatious "I am here, where ARE you?" (thinking the plane wheels JUST hit the runway) and he says "I am in baggage claim..." <jaws music starts/time stopped> "WHAT?! WHAT?! :eek: BAGGAGE CLAIM! YOU'RE PLANE LANDED more than 10 minutes early?!!!!" J replied "I guess so. So where are you?" Just then I realized that the OLD couple STILL HAD NOT GRABBED THEIR TICKET... they were backing their car up and back pushing the button a million times.... I told J I trying to pull in to short term parking but an old couple was holding me and 6 other cars up. They finally lifted up a flap to get their parking ticket. By the time I got in I felt like I had missed out!!! :( But not for long... hahaha

Anyway, he's home at least for a few months. We are enjoying every minute. We had fun reading through some of the posts.

Well, have a great day - I am heading out with my man! OOoo LA la!

Hey K - I have been in heaven many times the last few days... hahahahaha We tried to watch band of brothers but all the guns firing turns me on... we can't get through 15 minutes... hahahaha

Fire has now officially turned to smoke... ROFL

kmullins
08-20-2007, 11:00 AM
lmfao. now you know what i mean when i say the :confused: just doesnt pull off a blonde moment. well, atleast he is now home and you are having lots and lots of "quality" time.

Welcome home J!!!!!!!!!!

Fireball
08-20-2007, 10:45 PM
lmfao. now you know what i mean when i say the :confused: just doesnt pull off a blonde moment. well, atleast he is now home and you are having lots and lots of "quality" time.

Welcome home J!!!!!!!!!!

J says "thanks" and YES, LOTS of quality time. :D ;) :D

Rock-Steady
08-21-2007, 01:30 AM
Is the wife horrible, or is the story supposed to be horrible :confused: I know I'm just a bloke but I'm not that daft. Is the horrible stuff in the next installment?

Fireball
08-21-2007, 09:59 AM
Is the wife horrible, or is the story supposed to be horrible :confused: I know I'm just a bloke but I'm not that daft. Is the horrible stuff in the next installment?

OK tight-a**... both a horrible wife and a horrible story... the only saving grace was that the ending was to die for! ;) :p :D

Hahaha!

Fire

Exo1
08-21-2007, 01:44 PM
Okay ya'll so he came home Thursday! Here is the story...

I had Thursday all planned out:

8:00 get the kids up and ready
10:00 feed the kids a big brunch
11:00 head over to the water park
2:00 come home
3:00 go check in at the hotel
3:30 head over to the gym to work out and tan
6:00 take a nap
10:00pm wake up to go get J at the airport
1:00am stay up having fun!!!! :)

Well, what I had planned didn't really happen... by 6pm I still had not left. we had spent longer at the park and by the time we got home I was trying to tidy up. I got to the hotel at 7pm. When I got to the gym to work out for 30 minutes (which doesn't even feel like a work out) it was about 7:30. I headed over to the tanning beds and I got the crappy one... which was cracking every second and I thought I was going to fall through. hahaha I left the gym and realized I didn't buy the whipcream, icecream, or grab a blindfold.... So I went to the store. To kill time, I called a friend... who talked to me until 10pm. I wanted to leave the hotel at 11pm ended up leaving at 10 after 11. No biggie I was going to make to the airport 10 minutes early.

Right as a pull up to the short term parking (so proud of myself for getting their early despite running late all day)... I get behind an older couple and the phone rings. It's J!! "Where are you?":confused: he asks and I say all flirtatious "I am here, where ARE you?" (thinking the plane wheels JUST hit the runway) and he says "I am in baggage claim..." <jaws music starts/time stopped> "WHAT?! WHAT?! :eek: BAGGAGE CLAIM! YOU'RE PLANE LANDED more than 10 minutes early?!!!!" J replied "I guess so. So where are you?" Just then I realized that the OLD couple STILL HAD NOT GRABBED THEIR TICKET... they were backing their car up and back pushing the button a million times.... I told J I trying to pull in to short term parking but an old couple was holding me and 6 other cars up. They finally lifted up a flap to get their parking ticket. By the time I got in I felt like I had missed out!!! :( But not for long... hahaha

Anyway, he's home at least for a few months. We are enjoying every minute. We had fun reading through some of the posts.

Well, have a great day - I am heading out with my man! OOoo LA la!

Hey K - I have been in heaven many times the last few days... hahahahaha We tried to watch band of brothers but all the guns firing turns me on... we can't get through 15 minutes... hahahaha

Fire has now officially turned to smoke... ROFL


Lol.. Funny story.. so to summarise... Hubby is home and you got laid!!.. You go girl!!..:D

Fireball
08-21-2007, 01:52 PM
Lol.. Funny story.. so to summarise... Hubby is home and you got laid!!.. You go girl!!..:D

EXACTLY... and it wasn't a one time thing... :)

Exo1
08-21-2007, 01:55 PM
EXACTLY... and it wasn't a one time thing... :)

Lol.. good stuff!!.. ;)

Kayla
08-21-2007, 04:00 PM
Okay ya'll so he came home Thursday! Here is the story...

I had Thursday all planned out:

8:00 get the kids up and ready
10:00 feed the kids a big brunch
11:00 head over to the water park
2:00 come home
3:00 go check in at the hotel
3:30 head over to the gym to work out and tan
6:00 take a nap
10:00pm wake up to go get J at the airport
1:00am stay up having fun!!!! :)

Well, what I had planned didn't really happen... by 6pm I still had not left. we had spent longer at the park and by the time we got home I was trying to tidy up. I got to the hotel at 7pm. When I got to the gym to work out for 30 minutes (which doesn't even feel like a work out) it was about 7:30. I headed over to the tanning beds and I got the crappy one... which was cracking every second and I thought I was going to fall through. hahaha I left the gym and realized I didn't buy the whipcream, icecream, or grab a blindfold.... So I went to the store. To kill time, I called a friend... who talked to me until 10pm. I wanted to leave the hotel at 11pm ended up leaving at 10 after 11. No biggie I was going to make to the airport 10 minutes early.

Right as a pull up to the short term parking (so proud of myself for getting their early despite running late all day)... I get behind an older couple and the phone rings. It's J!! "Where are you?":confused: he asks and I say all flirtatious "I am here, where ARE you?" (thinking the plane wheels JUST hit the runway) and he says "I am in baggage claim..." <jaws music starts/time stopped> "WHAT?! WHAT?! :eek: BAGGAGE CLAIM! YOU'RE PLANE LANDED more than 10 minutes early?!!!!" J replied "I guess so. So where are you?" Just then I realized that the OLD couple STILL HAD NOT GRABBED THEIR TICKET... they were backing their car up and back pushing the button a million times.... I told J I trying to pull in to short term parking but an old couple was holding me and 6 other cars up. They finally lifted up a flap to get their parking ticket. By the time I got in I felt like I had missed out!!! :( But not for long... hahaha

Anyway, he's home at least for a few months. We are enjoying every minute. We had fun reading through some of the posts.

Well, have a great day - I am heading out with my man! OOoo LA la!

Hey K - I have been in heaven many times the last few days... hahahahaha We tried to watch band of brothers but all the guns firing turns me on... we can't get through 15 minutes... hahahaha

Fire has now officially turned to smoke... ROFL

lmao!! congrats Fire!! im jealous...*sigh* my turns comin...3 weeks!! lol neways glad you two are finaly together :) welcome home J!!

Fireball
08-21-2007, 10:04 PM
lmao!! congrats Fire!! im jealous...*sigh* my turns comin...3 weeks!! lol neways glad you two are finaly together :) welcome home J!!

OMGosh! THAT IS AROUND THE CORNER!!!! Oh, it goes by SOooo fast. You better post your story. :) hahaha I hope it goes better than mine did. haha

Jason says "thanks!". He is laughing at all my posts...