help me to join US forces(i'm from Russia)

[arty]

i have some suggestions for US goverment:
-open US ARNY FOR RUSSIAN voluntiers
-pay 500$ per month for 2 years
-after 2 years they may continue for 750$ per month
-after 4 years (total) they can have US paspotr,and immigrate family in US temporay for next 4 years(1000$ per month)
-after 8 years(total) they and family will have US pasport and home

about me:
i live in Archangelsk
i want to work for US millitary forces or Other


please help!!

[rangerhopefull_1162]

good luck gettin that past our "money tight gov't", lol. i dont know ab foregners joining the army.............dont nessicarily like the idea

[Tacky]

If you want to join the US military, and serve the United States .. you'll need to immigrate to the US and become a legal resident. It is not required that you be a citizen to enlist, but you must be a legal resident and specific jobs will not be open to you.

[yuliya92788]

voobshe ne ploxaia ideia dlia immigrantov,no ochen malo deneg, tolko 500$ v meciac dlia cemii????mi sho xuze americans???Ia c Ukraini,zivu v Amerike,ia budu idti v armiu. Im from
Ukraine,gonna join US Army

[boris111]

Not bad dude, not bad at all!!
i'm from russia too, and i'm also thinking about enlisting... but, it isn't that easy.. u'll have to get the green card or the document reflecting "Green card in procces" in order to join...
good luck, though, and let me know if u'll find some other ways to join!!!